Letter to Rhino

Dear Rhino,
Recently, I was the one who suggested that you put out the second Big Daddy album. I believe it was called ....Meanwhile Back in the States. I know one of Rhino's founders was heavily involved in the project. I am cool. I was just unwise in loaning my copy out to another dj trying to get more airplay for the tunes. I haven't seen it since the 1980s. Somewhere someone at Rhino has extras that they would like to see find a good home. Please forward this around as much as possible, even for years if it takes and perhaps you and all who forward this will reach platinum successes of plentitude. Who knows maybe the one who will decide to put The Day the Earth Froze on an MST3K DVD will find an extra copy and Sports Stadiums around the world will play Love's 7 & 7 Is on every cool play and Dr. Demento will replace Rush Limbaugh and Rhino will dominate the charts with Exene Cervenka's remake of At This Moment while the Sopranos cartoon plays Fish Heads every time Tony gets an idea and Rhinos supergroup of famous people who tried out for the Monkees but were rejected will become the highest grossing album of all time the same year that Rhino expands into theatre and its Broadway production of Spirit's Adventures in Potatoland begins its 40 year run.
Thank you in advance for our future fortunes,
Randy Black